Hang With Us! This Blog Will Get Rollin' Soon!

Greetings Internet. We're aware that no one reads this but we would like to take a moment to apologize for the slow moving pace this blog has had of late. We've been equal parts busy, unhealthy, out-of-town and lazy. This should be ending soon, since there is a newly declared mandate to bring the funny.

Even This Guy Isn't As Lame As DeadPool...

I was doped up on vicodin, ignoring an episode of the unwatchable "Smallville," and searching around the internet hoping for a little spark to get me going with something new to write for the site and I came up with...nothing.  I'm blank tonight but I did find something fantastic on the 'net that I felt I just had to share with the four people that actually read this blog (and yes, I am including myself in that four so don't worry, i'm not getting cocky or anything.)  The beginning of this is so close to my actual though process that it almost feels someone read my diary.  UP YOURS, MOM!!! 

Enjoy! 

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Science Fair, More Like Science Farewell or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Fear for the Youth of America

I judged a high school science fair today.  Kidz iz stoopid.

Best Thing Going On In Our Lives Today...

...The newest trailer for Terminator: Salvation!

If you had told me last May (while I was crying myself to sleep grieving over how horrible the latest Indiana Jones movie) that a new Terminater movie was in the works to be directed by the auteur who brought us such cinematic miracles as both Charlies Angels and Charlies Angels: Full Throttle, I would have gone ahead and sent a robot back in time to kill my mother so that I would never have to feel this kind of pain twice.  Praise be to Allah, the trailer for this movie have been the most exciting part about my last three lackluster cinematice experiences.  Check out the latest trailer for Terminator: Salvation below.   Afterwards you should then write me a "thank you" card and in my mind I will say "You're Welcome."

Nerd News for the Day

Greetings, Internets.  Good news for humans and human eyeballs.  The first still from the David Fincher cgi animated The Goon. If you don't know what The Goon is then you suck at life but if you are familiar with the Eric Powell funny book masterwork than the above image is probably pretty delicious. Like cocaine on top of French toast type delicious.  Check out www.thegoon.com for more knowledge.